A tribute to Professions (Funny)

A Tribute to the Professors of India, on their usage of English

# Inside the Class:

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.

* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor.

* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .)

* Both of u three get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the windows please . I have winter in my nose today.

* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.

* Take 5 cm wire of any length.

* shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the school.

· (Facing the Board)

Dont talk in front of my back.

*(In the Alumni Meet)

The principal addresses the alumni students & says

* I am happy that you all passed away from this college.

*(In the class)

*Remember me in the class tomorrow ...@!@!(instead of remind me...)

* In the exam,

My paper is overing give me a new paper.

# About his family:

* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls.... (?)

# At the ground:

* All of you stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the ball.

*Let the sun go then we can play (to say evening...)

# To a boy, angrily:

* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

# Giving a punishment:

* You, rotate the ground four times...

* You, go and under-stand the tree...

* You three of you, stand together separately.

* Why are you late - say YES or NO.... (?)

# Sir at his best:

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to seeone of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So thenext day at school (to that boy): "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre."

“If U keep waiting for just the Right time, U may never Begin...”