A Real Funny Incident

A Real funny incident happened in prosecution

Lawyers should never ask a Wisconsin grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial in northern Wisconsin , a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a white-haired, elderly grandmother, to the stand. He approached her and asked,

"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk bout them behind their backs. You thinky you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state of Wisconsin . Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.

One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

“A man with 4 best friends is the richest man in the world “

Robin Sharma author of who will cry when you die